In the name of completely misunderstanding Schrödinger’s scientific work, the creative team at SUCK UK got together and brainstormed (under the influence of catnip we imagine) to create this unique and clever cat/box combination – the turntable scratch mat!
Cats scratch furniture to mark their territory, exercise their muscles and for sheer pleasure. All similar reasons youths mix music – hence the design team reckoned by crossing over both those cultures they’d rather get cats mixing music than teenage boys bringing bedraggled birds back to the home doorstep.
The decks come flat packed and fold together into a simple structure with poseable tone arm and a top which spins as your cat paws at it – meaning you can sit and giggle in a ‘LOOK THE CAT IS DOING HUMAN THINGS’ way rather than watch in horror as she shreds your favorite couch into tiny pieces.
The turntable folds together easily (instructions supplied). Comes with cardboard, mixing deck-shaped cat scratching mat – with spinnable deck and poseable tone arm.
Does your cat secretly desire to be a feline DJ Spin Master? If so, we have good news … our feline lovin’ pals at SUCK UK were kind enough to offer us this adorable cat scratch turntable for one lucky Purrington Post reader to WIN!
* Contest Details
This contest ends on October 9th, 2019 and is available to residents worldwide. To enter you simply need to submit a comment in our “Leave a Reply” section at the bottom of this page saying:
My cat’s name is [your cat’s name] and he/she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because … [your reason]
The winner will be chosen by the SUCK UK team from all the correctly submitted entries, and contacted by email on or around October 15th, 2019.
Have fun, be creative and good luck!
My cat’s name is Lucy and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she’s an orphan. She was found after a storm all alone, so we adopted her. She’s just now starting to scratch things up pretty good, so she needs it. Oh, and her all-time highest ambition is to be a Cat-DJ.
My cat’s name is Milky and he/she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she loves to play and this would be great to keep her busy when I am at work.
My cat’s name is Kitters and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she loves to move. We’ve recently discovered that she enjoys cardboard, so this will be a hit.
My cat’s name is Ali and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she is a wild woman and loves to rock out!
I have a nephew named Brody who would love to make his own tunes with this turntable
My cat’s name is Pumpkin and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he’s the most playful and adorable kitten ever!
My cat’s name is Junior and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he’s a cool cat and loves showing off his skills!
My cats (All 10 of them) deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because they are elderly and this might stimulate some exercise.
My cats name is Harry and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he’s the most handsome, well-behaved and playful cat in the world. He loves to play with his feline brother and sister Donatello and Kate. He’s a beautiful grey and white cat at 7 years prime with butiful green eyes. #meow 😻😻😻😻
My cat’s name is Loki and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she needs to have something else to scratch besides mama’s furniture and she deserves some fun because she’s a wonderful sassy chatty loving kitty
My cats names are Jasmine and Sunday, they love cardboard “scratchies”, they love running, chasing and new toys! Both are shelter babies and enjoy treats and love they get from us. They are very special cats and deserve this special turn table scratch toy.
My Cats name is Toby…He deserves to WIN this Cat Scratch turntable..for he saved me from a bad state of Depression..I lost my Kitty Cat Angel 2 years ago from a brain tumor…she was only 5 years old…I was devastated for she wss given to me as a Gift from my one and only child Robbie…then a year later my Son Robbie surprised with another gift my wonderful kitty Cat Toby..who I adore and love..this Handsome kitty Cat Toby pulled me put out of my depression…he is the best medication I could ever be given…Yes my Kitty Cat Toby deserves this Cat Scratch Turable.
Greetings, My cats name is Thumper and he deserves to to win this cat scratch turntable, because he is a big boy. who loves to sit and listen to me play Guitar. He needs some new musical attraction to keep him busy and scratching!!
My cats name is Button and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he has an important DJ gig coming up and he needs a turntable!
My cat’s name is Carlton Banks and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she is a bad ass kitty!
My cat’s name is Oliver and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he would make a one cool kitty DJ.
My cat’s name is baby and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because … she has been my emotional security blanket as I heal from a chronic illness She is so loving playful gentle and appreciative I have raised her from 1 week of age when her Mom was ran over
My cat’s name is Tigger Meow Puss Puss, and he deserves to Win this cat scratch turntable because… He is a bad a$$ mamba jamba! He is just too cool.
My cats’ names are Adonis and Cleopatra and they deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because … they are both rescues. Adonis has so many problems I would give him the moon if I could! Cleo was found on an oil rig so I’m opening my house to her but she is extremely shy. I wouldn’t trade anything for these two. Also… there isn’t much left to my couch as these 2 have made it their scratching post. No problem… blankets cover their art!
My cat’s name is Furball and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she is turning 16 this month and is bored of all her toys and needs a new one. It would make a great birthday gift for her Sweet Sixteen! 😻🎁🎉
My cat’s name is Puff and he/she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he is a sweet and gentle boy who grooms and comforts all of the foster kittens I take in. He also comforts me when I am sad.
I am with a Animal Rescue and head of the cat division where I intake most of the cats/kittens our rescues helps. And having that many kitties (30 right now) I go through ALOT of scratching posts etc. A fun scratch post like this turn table would be a nice addition for my foster kitties to use!
My cat’s name is Charlie and he and his eleven brothers and sisters deserve this cat turntable because they are such cool dudes and dudettes who like to party. They currently resort to scratching anything, including my doorframes and my person, but if they had this fine device they would be so thrilled they would use it exclusively.
My cat’s name is Sable and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she cannot completely retract her claws, which means she really has to keep them in good shape and also that even without actually scratching anything, she leaves puncture marks wherever she goes. This might help.
My cat’s name is Tiger and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because HE’S a rhythm and blues type of guy
My cat’s name is Patsy and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she recently celebrated her 14th birthday and has always dream of being a DJ. Winning this prize will make her dream a reality.
My cat’s names are Batushka and Elizabeth and they deserve to WIN this cat scratch turntable because they are driving me crazy with their boredom at the moment. Ha! That’s being a kitten for ya.
MY cat name is sheba rescued durning hurricane at my office took her home and she is spoiled rotten and loves to stratch very curious.
My cat’s name is Layla and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because … she loves scratching posts instead of my furniture.
My cat’s names are Molly, Gizmo, Jinx and Nemo and they deserve to win the cat scratch turntable so that they can create purrfect music!!!!
My cat’s name is GARRY and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he is fascinated by everything in our house and makes getting into whatever he wants to (and whatever my wife and I don’t want him to get into) and anything that keep his attention occupied for more than a few seconds is desperately needed!
My cat’s name is Sam and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because although he has been a horrible companion since we adopted him, with patience and love he is calming down and getting a little better everyday. We think that with this amazing turntable he would spend more time scratching it than scratching us.
My cat’s name is Elvis, and he/she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because … not only is he ELVIS, he’s also a ferocious scratcher of pads and posts! (And Tarifa and Suha would undoubtedly admire him more for his scratching skills if he had THIS!) Thank you for this opPURR-TUNA-ty!
My cat’s name is Allie and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she loves to scratch on cardboard like this, in fact she’s doing it right now on the middle part of one of those toys with the track and ball and the scratcher in the center.
My cats name is Magill. She deserves to win this turntable because she is a cat in a 3 dog house. She would love a chance to change their tune.
My cat’s name is Hank and he REALLY deserves to win this cat scratch turntable because he’s 2 years old and before I adopted him, he had to have both eyes removed due to an infection. Then he had a complication from his neuter and had to have another surgery. Then I adopted him and this past March he had to have 3 teeth removed and now his dental condition has gotten worse and next week has to have a full tooth extraction. My poor boy is only 2 and now will have gone under 4 times, and will have no eyes and no teeth! He deserves a fun little prize!
Poor baby Hank! I’m so happy that you adopted a special needs cat and are taking such good care of him. I hope he lives a long and happy life with you!
My cats’ names are Topaz and Citrine. They would get such a kick out of this! They’re always looking for new ways to amews themselves! They’re youngsters and need/like all sorts of amewsments!
My cat’s name is Raider and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because … HE’S A ROCKIN SUPERSTAR …AND WOULD LOVE TO DONATE THIS TINYKITTENS! They have 17 fosters!
MY CAT NAME IS SABLE!SABLE DESERVES TO WIN THIS TURNTABLE BECAUSE SHE ROCKS!AND LOVES TO PLAY ,BUT SHE IS A RESCUE CAT AND ALONER,SHE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THIS TO SCRATCH AND ANYTHINH CARDBOARD SHE LOVES AND WILL PLAY FOR HRS WITH!THANKS
My cat’s name is Gina and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she will have so much fun scratching out songs!
My cat’s name is Sophie and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she could temper her talons with it in style
My cat’s name is Mia and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she is an awesome role model for the kittens we foster and she could use this to help teach them to use a scratcher. Not to mention the cute photos I could get for the adoption listing.
My cat’s names are Remington and Clementine and they deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because they are the coolest cat duo around!
My cats’ names are Cleo and Storm and they deserve to WIN this cat scratch turntable because I am a radio deejay (with a daily morning show) who actually plays LPs on turntables we have at the station! I’d love for my girls to be able to emulate me on their own record player. Perhaps they could use their talons as the needle to make some groovin’ sounds!!
My cat’s name is Xena Warrior Princess and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she needs background music while she whoops all the bad guys and bad mouses.
My cat’s name is Trouble, and she loves to scratch, mostly on things that she sure doesn’t need to scratch on! Hopefully this would be the ‘love of her life’ and she could just scratch her little heart out and leave my things alone!
My cat’s name is Remi and she deserves to win a cat scratch turntable because she has scratched all the leather off all the living room furniture and needs a new challenge! Plus she can “rap” with the best of them!
My cat’s name is Legolas (a.k.a. Handsome Boy) and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he needs positive ways in which to burn off his excessive energy and occupy his high intelligence. I just can’t keep up with him half the time. He’s a lovely, loving boy, who is the first to run up and offer support (to me, to neighbors, to anyone) when the day has been too much, but he causes trouble and scratches up the furniture out of frustration. Until I can afford an exercise wheel for him (and the others, of course), and until I find a job that allows me to spend more time at home and train him to do something complicated, toys are what I have to combat his boredom. This scratcher toy would. be. awesome.
My cat’s name is Luna and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she loves to play but tends to scratch the furniture.
My cat’s name is Teddy and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because black cats rock! He loves scratchers and a turn table would be purrfect!
My cat’s name is Chase. He’s a very handsome, 15 pound Red Tabby. If he had the Scratch Turntable perhaps he would’nt want to sit on my turntable! It should be interesting to see what happens if he figures out how to turn it on.
My cat’s name is Shadow and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he loves scratch toys
My cat’s name is Mamma. Puff Ball & Mr. Puddy. They deserve the Cat Scratch Turntable so that they will stop scratching my furniture & carpet.
My cat’s name is Milky and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he loves scratching and I think he’d make a fine DJ.
My cat’s name is Katie and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she loves to use her scratching posts and toys all around the house. We always laugh when she gets on her back and does a pole dance spinning herself around a pole as she scratches her way along. Katie would have a ball with this fabulous turntable. Thanks for your generous giveaway to some lucky kitty!
My cat’s names are Frosty, Zena, L’il Bit, Sonny and Jules and they deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because they dance around the house with their cat mom!!!
My cat’s name is Cosmo and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because … he’s a great cat and he loves to play!
My cat’s name is Kitty-Ann and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she told me to get it for her. She is a senior and not well at the moment. Some very expensive treatments and I am a pensioner, but none of that really maters. She demands that I get this for her.
My cat’s name is Samantha and she deserves to WIN a Cat Scratch Turntable because she LOVES music! She rocks out with me to all of the greatest hits! She’ll even dance if there’s nip involved! So please, let my furbaby have this pawesome DJ equipment for her next big rocker! #AdoptDontShop #FureverHomes #WhoRescuedWho 😺🤘❤️
yazhi and she deserves this because she and her brother are the only survivors of thier litter and rescues as well
My cat’s name is Evinrude and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he’s a big tuxedo scaredy cat that needs something to make him look badass, lol.
My cat’s name is Shadow and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he would use this instead of my furniture!
My cat’s name is Puffi and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because … she’s going through some issues right now, and I think it would help her be happy to scratch on it.
My cat’s name is Luke and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he is such a ham and would look so cute scratching at this!
Our cats’ names are Smokey, Tiggy, Itty Bitty Bear, Gracie, LaFonda, Ethel Mae, Mickey, Minnie, Maddie, Angel, Tiger, Maxie, Ranger Tom, and BooBoo, and they all deserve to WIN this cat scratch turntable because there can never be too many scratch toys in the house! With this many, they need all the distractions and stress relievers they can get!
My cats names are Boogie & Mr.Dink’s & they deserve to WIN this cat scratch turntable so when their new little fur brother comes home to us they can teach him to scratch on this & not on the couch! ❤🐾😺🐾❤
My cat’s name is Pippin and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he is crazy and this might calm him down.
My cat’s name is Phoebe MaGee . she deserves to win this Cat Scratch Turntable because the cat toys that I have bought her are not what she like any more. Oh yeah, she is very sneaky and likes to use the sides of my couch as her scratching posts. I hope that Phoebe MaGee wins so she can have a NEW cat scratching place. I have tried everything , but she is so sneaky and smart.
My cat’s name is Gumdrop and he/she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she is always looking for new challenges (such as exploring inside the pantry). I think she is very smart as she hunts for different places in the house to see what’s there … and sometimes causes a mess. (But we love her just the same). This turntable is such a nifty idea to keep her coming back for more fun.
My cat’s name is Henry and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he has always dreamed of becoming a famous DJ.
My cat’s name is Pantera and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he loves playing heavy metal.
My cat’s name is Bella and he/she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because … she is so hip
My cat’s name is Max and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because I deserve a couch that isn’t destroyed, and a new rug, and window screens that aren’t damaged , and a new desk chair, and a new piano bench…. well you see where this is going…..lol
My cat’s name is Pooky and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she loves her scratching post so much that it’s worn out so she could use a new one.
My Cats name is Mittens, and she would love this turntable, so she could play Mommy some good music, from the stray cats!
My cats’ names are Kathleen and Domino and they deserve to WIN this cat scratch turntable because they are “cool cats” who know what is hip!
I have two rescue cats Kitty Carlisle and Milkshake. This is so amazing and over the top! A cat scratch TURNTABLE who would have thought?! My cats would do some amazing DJing on that.
My cats’ names are Scrat, Double, Trouble, Monkey, Ninja, and Lynx and they deserve to WIN this cat scratch turntable because they try to be very good about not scratching on the furniture. One of their scratchers was damaged when we recently had new flooring put in so they need a new place to scratch other than the sofa.
My cat’s name is Boots] and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he’s been rocking for 18 years!
My cats name is Jasmine, and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she is a DJ and she loves to scratch records.
My cats’ names are Abbie, Emmie, L.C. (Little Cat), L.E. (Large Ears), and they deserve to WIN this cat scratch turntable because they need all the indoor scratch posts and objects they can get….they are all indoor all day!!!
My cat’s name is Pixie and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she is a superstar! She’s super well behaved when it comes to scratching – it’s never furniture & is rarely the carpet. She loves things like this to scratch up & could really use a new one…!
My cat’s names are Harley and Sid they deserve to win this cat scratcher turntable because they love to scratch their post, but this turntable would be a awesome addition for them to destroy.
OMG, that turntable is so sick. My crazy cat house needs one of those. I have 5 beautiful cats that love to play and just hang out with their homies. They are also having parties at the house and this turntable would really help them make more friends in the neighborhood. They work so hard at packing my lunch, doing laundry, and dishes for me. I can’t thank them enough.
My cat’s name is Buffy the Vampire Slayer and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she is such a character! She always keeps me both entertained … and vigilant. With an intelligent and curious mind, I have developed eyes in the back of my head to keep on top of her antics. I think the combination of this cat scratch turntable and my cat’s very big personality – put together – would result in the best home video ever!! Lot’s of fun for the whole family LOL
My cats Viking Cat King Arthur and his minions Sasha & Inky and they deserve to WIN this cat scratch turntable because … the king has declared that his minion Inky is a wild and crazy kitten that needs to use his energy for something productive …. he would make a perfect DJ.
My cat’s names are Smoky and Shyla and they deserve to win the scratch turntable because they both love that type of scratcher. Smoky sleeps on the one he has now and sometimes just rolls around on it and lays on his back.
My cat’s name is Sysqo and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because … he moves like a ninja and is the coolest cat around!
My cat’s name is Lucky and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she was a rescue kitty and would have nightmares and cry. I play music at night to soothe her. She runs around in circles dancing and scratching at my rug. Lucky deserves to be the DJ and spin and scratch on her own turntable to help her sleep better!
My cat’s name is the local pet shelter and he/she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because kitties at the shelter need to play.
My cat’s names are Smokey, Chesney, Gandolfini, Jakey, Halloween and they deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because … they have saved me more than I could have saved them, and they LOVE scratchers !!!!!
My cat’s name is Cheyanne and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because its simply adorable. Additionally, since Cheyanne is not an active cat in general, I believe this would create stimulation and promote exercise which she certainly can use.
My cat’s name is Callie, and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she loves to scratch on cardboard. I think she would thoroughly enjoy having one to play with, instead of scrating my furniture.
My cats’ name is Cami, and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because we just adopted a Great Dane puppy and she has a lot of anger to scratch out.
My cat’s name is Marceline and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she love to scratch on new scratchers and she definitely needs a new one!
My cat’s name is The Dowager and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she has destroyed countless pieces of furniture!
I really think that is so great it’s so different and my crazy cat would love it.
My cat’s name is Hewitt and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he keeps his cool even at the vet’s office.
My cat’s name is Kikke and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he had one before & loved it but played with it so much it fell apart.
My cat’s name is 1. Otis 2. Little bit 3. Romeo and he/she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because … they are very busy and need something to occupy their time.
My cat’s name is Bootsy and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he’s been very good about taking care of his new little siblings.
My cats’ names are Han, Yoda, Vader, Obi, and Ani and they deserve to WIN this cat scratch turntable because … they are bunch of crazy cool cats!
My cat’s name is Spunky and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she totally rocks the house! She would play Cat Scratch Fever all day! Spunky would make a great DJ! She is a total hoot! I’m sure she would love to scratch out some beats on this awesome cat scratch turntable!
My cat’s name is Moses and he deserves to win this cat scratch turntable because he’s a hip O.C. and he likes his grooves.
My cat’s name is Maggie and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she is extremely playful a great singer too!
My cat’s name is Kimba and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because … she thinks there is nothing better than scratching and leaving her mark!!
My cat’s name is Kitty and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she’s been working on a great meow mix for her dog siblings! She likes to scratch it, scratch it! ^.^
My cat’s name is Nibbler and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she is a rescue cat and feels neglected, she has ruined her lasts cardboard scratcher too.
Hi my cats name is Simba. He deserves to win the Cat Turntable Scratcher because he was abandoned and I found him all by his little self and nursed him back to health. I am a D.J. and he would love to learn how to scratch as well.
My cat’s name is Arthur and he/she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because he loves marking his territory with scratchers, and this funky scratcher would be a perfect addition as some of his old ones are wearing out.
My cats Gizmo, Sugar Ray, and Boots, deserve this Turntable, because they love listening to my music on the radio, and would have a G-R-E-A-T scratcher to use for their catnip time, so they can feel good together as a family, while scratching out their own tunes on the turntable, and NOT on my area rug!! This will give them their own private space to “wig out” a little bit, which they love to do, every couple of weeks or so. It’s so cute, as well as unique, which will fit right into my eclectic decor!! Thank you for the chance to win one for my babies!!
My cat’s name is Mew and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she prefers scratchers that are flat like this one, or my chairs, she will use ones such as the turntable one, but the post ones I have bought, she won’t go near even with catnip on them. This would be great for her and for Itsy too. Please save my chair from them and let them jam out on something they would love just as much.
My cat’s name is Floyd and he deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because it would keep him busy and distracted from running out the door, and make Mommy hunting for him for hours. Plus he might get good enough to hit the big time and start earning his keep.
My Cat’s is Baby , Tigger ,Batty , Angel , Mouse , Edward , Red , Blondie ,little boy yes that’s 9 cat’s and they deserve a new scratcher .help can’t keep up with there scratcher needs.
My cat’s name is lilly, bud and ranger and they deserve to WIN this cat scratch turntable because they love to scratch my furniture so obviously they are not loving the scratching post i spent tons of money on and would love a fun toy like this instead
My cat’s name is Debbie andshe deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she’s always scratching up my doors, door frames, couches
My cat’s name is Philly and she deserves to WIN this cat scratch turntable because she loves to tear up cardboard.
What a lucky cat to have that scratch turntable! I hope it won’t be destroyed by a vacuum for cat hair.